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Bathroom Wall Violates DMCA!

09o'clock news of Channel F-9 has recently learned that the RIAA has issued a cease and desist order to Janitor E.B. Durley over the illeged proliferation of the AACS key known as "09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0". This key unlocks HD-DVD movies so they can be played and copied illegally (Click for more details).

E.B. Durley was sincerly confused by the cease and desist order, claiming he "doesn't even know what an AACS Key is." However, Channel F-9 has obtained these pictures from the crime scene:

From these images it is clear that the bathroom wall is blatantly distrubuting the first few digits of AACS's copyrighted encryption key.

More details as the story breaks!