Man, I found an old resume from when I graduated college posted here. It’s so ugly, out of date and terrible that I laughed at it.
So I forced myself to to get around to making an updated resume that isn’t horrible. It’s a little boring, but it’ll do:
If you want to laugh at my old resume, you can do that here. I can’t believe I thought that having the O heavier than the rest of the text looked good. Ugh.